she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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