You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize