is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
time to smoke my breakfast
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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