i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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