hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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