I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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