Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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