Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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