How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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