I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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