Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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