i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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