what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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