I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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