your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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