Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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