Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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