Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Found the puke drawer
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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