Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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