Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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