yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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