Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
