It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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