My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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