u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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