ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize