i just google imaged poop.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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