I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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