Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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