yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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