she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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