I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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