I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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