There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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