If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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