I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
