So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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