So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
