Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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