I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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