fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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