The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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