Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
