Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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