Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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