Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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