i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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