Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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