He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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