why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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