I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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