I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I could fuck to npr.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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