So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
