i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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