I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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