It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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