Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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