She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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