Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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