I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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